When I’m Sick

I really enjoy jokes, any joke really. I laugh at a lot of things but there is nothing I enjoy more than laughing to a good and cheesy joke. I just wanted to show some of my favorites.

*How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour!

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*Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

*What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.

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*Why were dinosaurs so big? Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

*What to turtles do on their birthday? They shell-abrate!

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Okay I’ll admit, some of those make me cringe. But you really have to appreciate them. The definition of a pun is a humorous way of using a word or phrase so that more than one meaning is suggested. Someone took the time to think of that and you don’t simply think of witty jokes. You have to really think outside the box and look for a different perspective.

Even the most cheesiest jokes can make me smile during a bad day. I have been sick all weekend and it’s hard to find something amusing. I went on the internet and found all of these jokes and more and they made me chuckle.

I was reminded how horrible being sick is this weekend and I want to share other ways to help lighten your mood that helped me:

  1. Watch a movie. I watched a lot of movies which helped get my mind off my pain. Don’t watch sad or scary movies when you are sick. They are not what your brain needs when your body is not functioning properly.
  2. Listen to music. Any upbeat song helps your negative thoughts leave your mind. My personal favorite band is Twenty One Pilots. They have very good songs and their lyrics are practically poems.
  3. Read a book. If your head isn’t pounding too much and you feel you can focus on what you are reading, then you should definitely read something to get your mind on something else.
  4. Text and/or call friends. Friends are there for you and talking to them can help you feel better. Do NOT talk to them in person because you don’t want to get them sick too.  

 

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